A Christian tweeted something awful about Taylor Swifts vagina and the Internet responded accordingly

Another day, another gobshite rises to internet stardom.

Today a 44 year old wife, mother, and Christian from Louisiana has gained notoriety for her tweet comparing a ham roll to Taylor Swift’s vagina. Jennifer Mayers tweets under @southern_mayers. Her thousand followers are privy to daily ramblings about religion, racist rants and her hatred of homosexuals. Worse still, the woman has a blog where the above features as long form postings. All in all, would not recommend visiting her Twitter. Thankfully when Mayers tweeted a shady, poorly worded tweet implying that Taylor Swift’s vajayjay resembled a ham roll, the Internet was quick to shoot the Christian down.

The reason I preach #Christianity. My daughters represent the right. Taylor Swift's vagina represents the left. pic.twitter.com/4blQ5FrTJo

— Jennifer Mayers (@southern_mayers) June 16, 2016

And educate her, because biologically this woman is really failing.

@aljwhite @southern_mayers @taylorswift13 I worry that she has never seen a vagina. Because that is some ham in a roll. — Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar) July 6, 2016

.@southern_mayers that's not how vaginas work, just fyi.

— Ella Dawson (@brosandprose) July 6, 2016

@brosandprose @southern_mayers This is easily one of the weirdest tweets I've ever seen. — (((Lichtenstein))) (@ABLichtenstein) July 6, 2016

@kath_krueger @southern_mayers apparently her daughter's have had female genital mutilation, and she's deeply resentful of Taytay's sex life

— Jesse Hattabaugh (@arkanciscan) July 6, 2016

@southern_mayers 1) your visual is referring to labia not vaginas, 2) that's now how vaginas work regardless, 3) the sandwiches want cheese. — SaucissonSec (@saucissonsec) July 6, 2016

@blogdiva @southern_mayers She's sure proud of being a fake Christian and equally proud of being ignorant as all hell.

— Frenchie/Fro Dameron (@lafemmeluna) July 6, 2016

Not only did people school Mayers for her original tweet, they also started the hashtag #IfMyVaginaWereASandwich. It made for much better reading.

#ifmyvaginawereasandwich it'd be a crunchy Peanut butter and honey on a oat nut bread. Not everyone's Thing, but really good if it's yours — king trashmouth (@RachelTheC) July 7, 2016

#IfMyVaginaWereASandwich something something Red Lobster... pic.twitter.com/lXsDLOEJoa

— FURIOSA (@youlockitup) July 6, 2016

#IfMyVaginaWereASandwich (History joke: aka the Sandwich Islands) pic.twitter.com/tqr7wCTw7X — FishFishFish (@Pixelfish) July 6, 2016

#IfMyVaginaWereASandwich pic.twitter.com/Upve6CPi0s

— Courtney.... (@malenkykot) July 6, 2016

#IfMyVaginaWereASandwich pic.twitter.com/GmhD36VXwQ — kaye toal (@ohkayewhatever) July 6, 2016

#IfMyVaginaWereASandwich pic.twitter.com/WxrZMASakZ

— Loryn Brantz (@LorynBrantz) July 6, 2016

Thank you Internet.