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15th August 2016
09:16pm BST

Telling a customer to have a nice weekend when it's only Monday? #whydidisaythat
— Maddie Hill (@MaaddiieeHill) August 15, 2016
the guy scanning boarding passes on Southwest just said "have a great flight" and I said "you too" #whydidisaythat ? — Meagan Worrell (@meaganworrell) August 15, 2016
A distraught woman approached us & asks if we've seen her lost siamese cat, I replied "is that the one with 2 heads?" #WhyDidISayThat
— Max G (@maxgraham1998) August 15, 2016
me at a teacher on the hallway: "aww! what month are you in?" turned out she wasn't pregnant.. #WhyDidISayThat — Alexandru Simonescu (@8minutestorm) August 12, 2016
Tried to say "have a good day" to a customer, came out "have a gay". #WhyDidISayThat
— Dank Sinatra (@Trouserdeagle) August 12, 2016
I once asked to the sister of my best friend's girlfriend: "Where do you know her from?" #WhyDidISayThat — Charlie de la Rosa (@delarockstar) August 5, 2016
At a café and I order "scrambled eggs with "eggs", tomato & cheese." Waitress: "I'd worry if they didn't come with eggs" #WhyDidISayThat ?
— Dayna T (@dayna165) August 5, 2016
Once said excuse me to a mannequin. Then I realized it wasn't a real person so I said "oh you're not real. Sorry" #WhyDidISayThat — Jody And Matt (@jodyandmatt) August 3, 2016
Getting off at my stop on the bus. Removed my headphones to say "thank you" to the driver but instead said "love you". #WhyDidISayThat
— Scott Donohue (@lovelymachines) August 11, 2016
While talking with a coworker, I saw a large lady. I said "Look, all that meat and no potatoes". He said, " that's my wife! #WhyDidISayThat — Steve Cox (@LtSteveCox) August 5, 2016