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28th October 2016
05:20pm BST

3 ) If the cat takes up too much room on your bed, you'll happily keep to a little corner she has spared you
You might not intend for your cat to sleep on your bed, but you also might leave your door open just enough for your cat to slip in, and if she does she's definitely going to sprawl out of the bed. But you don't mind, you don't need a big double bed to yourself anyway. In fact, this little fraction of the bed she's given you should be just fine. *falls off bed*
4 ) Reading a book or magazine immediately stops when she lies down
We don't quite get it and we're not sure why, but cats love paper. If you happen to have your book on the table she will make it her bed. And you tell yourself you didn't really want to read anyway.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-yqKjsjsY_/?tagged=catonpaper
5 ) You follow more cat accounts than people accounts on social media
You are sick of all the hot dog legs holiday pics, and fitspiration gym pics, so your best bet is to follow cute cat pages. From Lil Bub to Grumpy Cat (who is verified on Instagram!) to Zarathustra you would much rather see what's happening in their lives than JB or Kim K.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGevIKdJamc/?taken-by=fatcatart
6 ) You use your Snapchat filters on your cat and put it as your story
You may be following loads of cat accounts, but everyone who follows you on social media also knows that you love cats and own a cat. Especially when you'd rather try out your new filters on them than you would your own face.
7 ) The last massage you had was that thing your cat does when she lies on you
You're lying on the couch, the cat comes along and jumps on you and proceeds to dig her fingernails into your tummy in a strange yet relaxing rhythm. It's actually known as kneading, but we prefer to think of it as a little massage from your pet.
8 ) The Aristocats is your new favourite film
You watched it when you were little and thought it was great. But now that you have your own cat that is your spirit animal, you see the film in a different light. When the kittens go missing, you can't bear to think of that happening to your own cat.
9 ) You would buy all of these things
https://www.instagram.com/p/BI11Dz5gu8Q/?tagged=catcup
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEMOLABlTWr/?tagged=catcandle
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIxIu-mDoI6/?tagged=catbag
https://www.instagram.com/p/BI1OwcUjfUr/?tagged=catjewelry
10 ) Finally, you would seriously consider getting a tattoo of your kitty
https://www.instagram.com/p/BI0S2irgtv9/?tagged=cattattoo
https://www.instagram.com/p/BI2ixcaBleq/?tagged=cattattoo
https://www.instagram.com/p/BI2hCyghWaL/?tagged=cattattoo
Yep, you're a crazy cat lady.
Don't be ashamed, own it, be proud of it.