20 Of January’s Funniest Tweets

Twitter is life. I spend a large portion of my day on Twitter, which I can now justify as research for this article. Here's 20 of the funniest Tweets I saw in January.

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strippers who dress up as police and don't say "FREEZE! L.A.P.D...a.n.c.e" don't deserve their jobs

— kelly (@donlothario) January 1, 2016

Oi help have I woken up in a nursing home?? pic.twitter.com/M66BaJlHey — jonny (@phatpunk) January 1, 2016

The "Things Q-Tips Can Do" section on the box is kinda messed up. pic.twitter.com/tJX3GwjHN9

— pat tobin (@tastefactory) January 2, 2016

Disney princesses reimagined as cement mixers pic.twitter.com/2CIlzadDJZ — Pat Mustard (@ThrustBastard) January 2, 2016

The past tense of "tweet" is "twat". Example: "I liked that tweet you twat."

— Aisling Bea (@WeeMissBea) January 5, 2016

[everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt] "No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon" — Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) January 5, 2016

most specific fancy dress shop ever pic.twitter.com/B1OEZ8H6zo

— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) January 7, 2016

The Marilyn Monroe of pigeons. pic.twitter.com/daz3qIvDA1 — Sarah Kavassalis (@sc_k) January 7, 2016

Jo Malone is the film where Macaulay Culkin smells fabulous

— John (@UpturnedBathtub) January 9, 2016

pal the only "meltdown" im having is my ice cream melting down into my hand while I lay on the beach & laugh while thinking about the trolls — wint (@dril) January 9, 2016

yes, i am single. however, my commitment to the banter is a relationship that will last for eternity

— rebecca (@rbcakn) January 11, 2016

Please be the guy on the right x pic.twitter.com/jnRkvqIyZ5 — Sarah Coghlan (@chicknugget13) January 11, 2016

I can't believe you killed alan rickman https://t.co/xJiFGebGkX

— gatorade video fan (@beansycast) January 15, 2016

Wait a minute, Kanye WAS saying she's a Gold Digger! — kirsten inneski (@kirstenin) January 19, 2016

What's Eddie Redmayne gonna play next, a giraffe? Folks, what I'm saying here? He's a show off. #Enough ?

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 20, 2016

@KimKardashian if you don't workout I'll kill myself — ️️ (@madonnathot) January 21, 2016

I hate shopping at the Depression Store because they never have my sighs. — Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) January 21, 2016

Queso here's a cheese joke . . . — Joel Ingersoll (@FlyoverJoel) January 22, 2016

New favourite game = finding Americans on Facebook that have no idea they are Corrie characters pic.twitter.com/Z1DWkXudoq — martyn (@martynhett) January 25, 2016

The Revenant pic.twitter.com/2RRCpAA2yj — Daniel (@dilsexia) January 26, 2016