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17th September 2016
12:24pm BST
"Have you ever wanted to try something you saw on a porn? Well, I did. My BF and I are physically fit, and it didn't seem like that big of a deal. Here's what happened...She explains how she got the inspiration to spice up their routine.
"I've always thought it looked sexy for a guy to pick up a girl and hold her during sex. So, I wanted to try it too. After going strong for about 15 minutes, I asked my BF to pick me up, which he did. But, I guess I didn't take a few things into account: 1) how easily things pop out in that position (never happens in the movies); 2) how worn out my BF already was; 3) how far the nearest available wall space was from my bed; 4) how slippery a sweaty body can actually be (even with fans)."She gives us the stark reality of having sex with your partner as opposed to the sterile, polished sex we see on our screens.
"Because, as soon as he picked me up, I started slipping down his body. So, I tried to crawl back up his body, by gripping tighter around his neck and waist. He tried to waddle over to the wall for extra support, but I guess I had a death grip on him. After maybe two minutes of struggling, he started swaying side to side. Then, his eyes rolled back into his head and he passed out, with me still on top of him. I didn't know a full-body "bear hug" could do that."After calling an ambulance, her boyfriend thankfully survived the ordeal but she notes that she might start with something a little easier next time.
"He's fine now, but imagine trying to explain that one to the paramedics. If there's a next time, I think we'll just start against the wall"I'd just love to know what excuse she gave to the emergency services... Talk about SCARLET.
