“Oh God, I Actually Think I’m Dying” – Eight Types Of Hangover We Have All Endured

When we were still out at about 3am, we justified the fact by telling ourselves that we never have this much fun anymore and we work hard enough to enjoy ourselves. However, the next morning, we take it all back. What the hell were we thinking? Here are the eight types of hangover you will inevitably go through...

1. "I'm not too bad..."

So you drank all the vodka you could find at the party, and maybe a little wine, but by some miraculous feat of nature you have managed to wake up absolutely fine the next morning. You are slightly concerned seeing as you did drink that much and you know that this could go two ways, you will either be dead by lunchtime or you will be fine. Please let it be the latter.

2. "I have the fear!"

You THINK you left that club and came straight back to your house and crawled into bed, but no you didn't. You went to a house party first, sure the photos are all over facebook. And you text your ex. And your Mom. So today will be awkward then, great!

3. "I know it's not funny but..."

You just can't stop laughing, but you have no idea why. You are just packed full of nervous energy and have decided to climb Croagh Patrick at some stage. Red bull, coke, red bull... crash at 6pm.

4. "No, I have to be in work at about 8am..."

But you don't care about that at 4am. No, you would rather soldier on and convince yourself tomorrow will be fine. In fact, it's four hours away. More than likely you will be crying on your desk by 3pm and begging to go home. "Not on a school night" is a mistake you will repeatedly make.

5. "Can't stop eating..."

The Munchies Hangover is one of the worst of the bunch. Your stomach basically feels like a bottomless pit that there is no filling for, life can be cruel. So you order everything from the pizza place around the corner, and then get them to deliver. While they are on the way, you take out the Chinese menu. You know, just in case.

6. "Can't remember anything!"

When you have the fear, you can still remember some details but not during the Blackout. The last thing you remember was that Jager shot at the bar, you somehow made it home, but you have no idea how. Thank god for good friends. Embrace the fear zone, turn the phone, and facebook tagging, off.

7. "I have no idea why I am crying..."

So you know the real low-point of the day is when you cried at that insurance ad, whether because it was so bad or so sad, you cannot tell.

8. Hell

You cannot move, that hurts, your head hurts, your eyes are bleeding, your stomach feels like a washing machine cycle, you've lost everything you own, you can't turn on the light, no-one in your house is speaking to you, you drank the bottle of rum you got as a present, you hate rum, you try to go back asleep but the room is spinning. There is no other explanation, you are in Hangover Hell.