Some breaking nudes this morning.

While you were sleeping, Orlando Bloom decided to cause a meltdown on Twitter by letting it all hang out while on holiday with girlfriend Katy Perry. The Pirates Of The Caribbean star was snapped in the nude while paddling a surfboard with pop star Perry at the beach in Sardinia on Tuesday. https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/760953207900237825 What more do you need to know, to be fair? Oh yeah, Katy has a new single out this week called 'Rise', which you can apply to this story in your own filthy minds if you so wish. https://twitter.com/ianspencer95/status/760980464261881856 This was the social media reaction to the Orlando-in-full-Bloom story basically summed up: https://twitter.com/latelateshow/status/760978345106386944 But the more specific reaction was as follows: People noticed the, erm, shadow apparently cast by Orlando's...oar: https://twitter.com/Fawn_Liebowitz/status/760981868296613888 https://twitter.com/lkwrnr/status/761098318369820672 Although the more pertinent question is probably: https://twitter.com/Christian_Zamo/status/760922116212436993 And now lots of people are like... https://twitter.com/IBeNickiB/status/760981594865864704 https://twitter.com/90sGwen/status/760929078232899584