You can now get a vagina themed purse

"The furry muff for your stuff"

We've had a vagina themed Halloween mask, a vagina themed Christmas bauble and now, ladies, I present to you, the vagina purse. Made by an Australian company, Not Made in China, the 'vachina" purses are designed to "keep your bits nice and snug." They come in lots of varieties which include four hair colour options, blonde, light brown, dark brown, black, and three skin tone options; milky pale, tan and dark. You can choose the colour of the interior too which varies between crushed velvet pink or cool cotton pink. In terms of styles they come with different quirky titles, "The Tidy Twat", "The overly manicured Muff" and "The 70s Porno Pussy". Just to give you an idea of what to expect the "Tidy Twat" consists of, "a beautifully manicured V design pubic hair zip up pouch, with delicate top stitching and fully lined with your choice of crushed velvet or cotton. This is the most classy of all the Vachinas. She's timeless and elegant, and wouldn't be out of place on 5th avenue. " Just feast your eyes on these: