Pokémon dildos are a thing now.

Yeah, you heard me.

Pokémon dildos exist. The latest trend in all things Pokémon has extend as far as silicone sex toys. With thanks to Etsy shop GeekySexToys, who supply an impressive and at times baffling array of fan themed dildos. Currently the store is offering a selection of four different 'Pokémoan' items. And they're selling fast. The range includes; 'Bulby' - A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. Its seed is 5cm wide and 4cm tall and its body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide.   'Charmy' - A slightly thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail. Standing 18cm tall and 4cm wide at its widest point Charmy gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes. 'Squirty' - A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. Its bubbly head measures 4cm wide whilst his body measures 6cm wide and 14cm tall. 'Piky' - This small electric type anal Pokémoan is a perfect size for the average Pokémoan trainer. Piky is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team. Its insertable size is 2.5cm wide by 4cm tall and his tail is 8cm long. Releasing a range of sex products to coincide with a childhood television show is, in fairness not a new trend. By looking at this site it seems that there is a real market for nostalgic nineties dildos. The limited edition range with all four included will set you back €184, but at least you can brag to your work colleagues that you caught them all, eh? We're not 100% convinced here about the trend but hey, live and let live. And while we're at it, 'Pokémoan'  sex toys  certainly answers the 'what do I get the nerd in my life who has everything?' question.