Have you ever imagined what it would have been like had Dirty Dancing been set in Ireland? Well you don’t have to because we have and we’ve also decided to rename it Dorty Dancing.
1. This dance scene…
… probably would have looked more like this.
2. The watermelon would have been an orange. Maybe two oranges.
3. This would have been followed up with a “do you want a medal or something?”
4. We’re most scared of spiders.
5. Dancing in public? We must have missed the bar scene preceding this.
6. We wouldn’t have made the lift.
7. Sylvia would have been called Sarah.
8. We stayed in tents during the summer, not fancy lodges.
9. This guy would have been told where to go when he first turned up.
10. Wood splinters? No thank you!
11. But the corner is the best seat.
12. And also, somebody with Baby as a nickname would have caused this sort of reaction.
Honorary mention… we also have an ugly cry face so that would still be the same.
