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08th Feb 2019

Drop that sausage because apparently vegetarians have better sex lives

Jade Hayden

vegetarians

Aw, class.

Are you meat eater? Do you frequent an odd sausage or two? Are you a fan of a bit of steaming beef?

If you are, you might want to reconsider your dietary options and not just because you’re harming the environment, your health, and lots of baby animals.

Turns out you could actually be indirectly harming your own sex life. Tragic.

According to a study conducted by dating website Illicit Encounters, non-meat eaters are far more likely to initiate sex with someone they’re into.

As well as this, veggies are apparently way better at communicating in the bedroom too, which obviously leads to better sexual activities.

The survey asked 2,000 people about the kinds of foods they eat and the types of sexual encounters they’ve been having and discovered that vegetarians are generally having better sex than their meat-eating counterparts.

The study also found that veggies are also far more likely to cheat which, you know, isn’t the greatest character trait to have associated with you but sure look, there are worse ways to be.

When it comes to choosing sexual partners, veggies are kind of picky though.

Only two-thirds of them said they would sleep with a meat eater if they were attracted to them, with the rest admitting that their dietary choices would put them off.

Similarly, just one in six vegans (15 percent) would have sex with a meat eater they were into.

One in six, like. That’s nothing.

On the other side of things, the vast majority of carnivores said they wouldn’t care if a person was veggie or vegan if sex was on the table.

Fair enough, yeah.

Fair enough.