40 iconic Kim Kardashian quotes to mark her 40th birthday 1 month ago

40 iconic Kim Kardashian quotes to mark her 40th birthday

Love her or hate her, she's here to stay.

She's also 40 today. Yep, October 21 2020 marks Kim Kardashians 4oth birthday.

How she is celebrating this momentous occasion we can never know (or we probably will know later by taking a peak at her Instagram account).

But what we can do is reminisce over some of her most famous, iconic, and deeply entertaining quotes.

Enjoy yourself, yeah?

1."I'm kind of shocked I'm getting a fashion award when I'm naked most of the time."

2. "There's a lot of baggage that comes with us, but it's like Louis Vuitton baggage; you always want it."

3. "I'm not buying her a fucking pair of shoes. I bought her a fucking career."

4. "Nicole Richie reminds me of my jeep."

5. "I think it would be so much fun to be in the White House."

6. "North doesn't like pink or purple. She likes greys, creams, oatmeal colours and black."

7. [To Kanye]: "You built me up to be this sexy person and [have] confidence and all this stuff — and just because you're on a journey and you're on your transformation, doesn't mean I'm in the same spot with you."

8. "I can't dwell."

9. "Botox, to me, is not surgery."

10. "Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?"

11. "I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised."

12. "I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal."

13. "I used to be so dependent on the guys I was in a relationship with. I don't know why, because I wasn't raised that way."

14. "I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I've always thought."

15. "Stretch marks are my biggest fear of life."

16. "I'll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup."

17. "When I gain a pound it's in the headlines."

18. "I think you have different soulmates throughout your life."

19. "I rented my mom a monkey for the week because she had a syndrome where she missed children in the house."

20. "You can say a lot of things about me, but you cannot say I don't work hard."

21. "I like nudity."

22. "I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator."

23. "I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down."

24. "In recent years I'm, like, too cool for duck face. So that doesn't happen."

25. "I play into the perception of me, but it's not really me."

26. "I get letters from girls begging me to adopt them."

27. "I always pee all over my Spanx. It's a disaster. They aren't crotchless enough!"

28. "I don't want to play goalie, but for $100 I'll be goalie."

29. "Have you ever thought someone was kinda cool, liked their vibe then saw their tweets and realised they are so lame?"

30. "I can smell when someone has a cavity."

31. "I read that I was obsessed with killing racoons."

32. "Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that's OK."

33. "I'm honoured that Kanye calls me his 'Perfect Bitch.' I love it. I know he doesn't mean it in a negative way when he says that word."

34. "I always say you shouldn't weigh yourself. I don't even have a set of scales in my house."

35. "I don't even drink. I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze, I'm always the designated driver."

36. "Stop laying on the ground just to get a picture up my ass. Literally they're constantly up my ass and I'm over it."

37. "I don't talk about money."

38. "If I don't feel confident about my body, I'm not going to sit at home and feel sorry for myself and not do something about it."

39. "I hate to talk about myself."

40. "For me, skinny is just a style of jeans, not a goal."