Unimpressed North West is our new favourite thing on the internet 5 years ago

Unimpressed North West is our new favourite thing on the internet

Listen, we've all been there.

You're three years old and your Mam has arranged for you to meet the cast of Cats backstage on Broadway. It's been a long day, you've been busy colouring, eating Frubes, running around and watching Peppa Pig. All you want to do is sit back, relax and enjoy the fourth longest-running show in Broadway history.


The show ends. You're relieved. All you want to do is go home, have a quick Matey bath and get yourself to bed. But no, your stupid Mam forces you to get into a photograph with the award-winning cast of Cats. Ugh, sake, etc. Life is a bottomless pit of suffering and despair, right up until the point where you are treated to the sweet release of death.

Here's some other situations that left North West less than impressed.

North couldn't give a monkey's about the Large Hadron Collider. "Bit of an eyesore", she said.

ATLAS (A Toroidal LHC Apparatus)



NW is deeply unimpressed by a white peacock, one of the rarest species of peacock. "Load of me hole", she said.

All white peacock on full display in the sun.


North wasn't impressed by Shania Twain's hit song 'That Don't Impress Me Much'. "Aptly named", she said.


Grey sofa on a white brick wall background


North was far from impressed by The Spire. "Waste of the taxpayers' money", she remarked.

Dublin, Ireland center symbol - spire and General Post Office



North was disgusted by Nadine's antics on Popstars. "Not something I'd ever condone", she said.




NW was nothing short of livid that Mrs Brown's Boys was awarded Best Sitcom of the 21st Century. "I've had funnier bowel movements", she said.

LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 21: Jennifer Gibney and Brendan O'Carroll pose with cast members in the winners room with the Best Comedy Award for Mrs Brown's Boys at the National Television Awards at 02 Arena on January 21, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Anthony Harvey/Getty Images)


North West couldn't give a flip that Michael Phelps has 28 Olympic medals. "They're probably really hard to carry", she said. 

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL - AUGUST 13: Gold medalist Michael Phelps of the United States waves to the crowd during the medal ceremony for the Men's 4 x 100m Medley Relay Final on Day 8 of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games at the Olympic Aquatics Stadium on August 13, 2016 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)


North thought the Great Wall of China wasn't that great after all. "It's mediocre at best", she explained.

great wall the landmark of china and beijing


North is unimpressed with her Dad's Twitter feed. "Ugh, delete your account", she said. 

Computer monitor isolated (Clipping path!) on white background