Complete with white wankers, Areola Stark, Jon Blow, Bigfinger, Branjob...
Everyone's getting on the GOT bandwagon at the moment, from Penneys to porn.
Hit series Game of Thrones returns this week and even makers of adult film are hoping to benefit from the hype.
A trailer for a GOT-themed porno called Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere is doing the rounds online right now and it's actually gas.
It's safe-for-work too, by the way - check it out.
Though not as highly-produced as the HBO original (well, what did you expect?) it promises to be a "raunchy medieval fantasy" so it's probably quite like the real thing.
Viewers can expect "dragon sex, people disguised as dildos, white walker masturbation, royal penetration, and giant-genital'd Willings."
Standard.
The trailer shows that Game of Bones seriously rips the piss out of its subject matter, but also satirises GOT fan culture and porn clichés, which is a lot from something made for people to masturbate to.
Unlike the real thing, we doubt that Game of Bones is heavy on plot or demands much close attention, which is just as well.
It's produced by adult film company Wood Rocket and available to watch on Pornhub, if you feel like you need to see more.
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Unlike the real thing, we doubt that Game of Bones is heavy on plot or demands much close attention, which is just as well.
It's produced by adult film company Wood Rocket and available to watch on Pornhub, if you feel like you need to see more.
