Chris Taylor entered the Love Island villa a week and a half ago and it’s fair to say he’s been an absolute gift.
But he sparked confusion last night when he revealed that his favourite sex position was the ‘Anaconda’.
Chris made the confession to Harley ahead of a challenge testing the couples on how well they knew one another.
She asked him to explain it but he never did – “there’s no time to get into that!” – and so many viewers were left scratching their heads about what it might be.
The what? Anaconda? The fucks that?! #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/zYxAgN2ZWy
— Dayna (@Dee69139938) July 19, 2019
everybody googling the Anaconda sex position after this ep: #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/ejZGTFWlJe
— Anaconda ⺒ (@gucciorchids) July 19, 2019
W T F is the anaconda..???? #loveisland
— Just as i thought… TRASH (@finalereech) July 19, 2019
If you didn’t get around to Googling it, not to worry.
We did – and the result was traumatising.
Urban Dictionary defines it as “a sexual move where the male partner is receiving a blowjob then removes the penis quickly and at the same time makes fists with both hands then quickly punches the partner on both sides of the neck at the same time hence causing a swelling action.
“The man then inserts [himself] back into the person’s mouth, having the feeling of an anaconda around [him] from the swollen neck.”
Charming.
We’re hoping that Urban Dictionary is off about this or Chris just seriously went down in our estimations.
