Important: M&S is selling a heart-shaped sausage for Valentine's Day
We all know someone who'd enjoy this.
Have you ever been eating a sausage (oi oi) and thought, this is nice but I wish it were heart-shaped?
Honestly, we can't say we have but there's surely someone out there who appreciates meat products in the shape of symbols.
If you know someone like that, we've just spotted the perfect Valentine's Day gift for them
Marks and Spencer is bringing out sausages in the shape of hearts ahead of February 14th.
Are you ready for our Love Sausage? Heart-shaped, lightly-truffled, wrapped in bacon and in store tomorrow. Say it with sausages – tag who you’ll be sharing your Love Sausage with this Valentine's Day! #MyMarksFave pic.twitter.com/VPQi4ENnsn
— M&S (@marksandspencer) February 7, 2019
The brand announced the news today by asking its Twitter followers, "Are you ready for our Love Sausage?"
Standard.
Yes, these are undoubtedly gimmicky but because this is M&S, we're willing to bet that they're also delicious.
The sausage is lightly truffled and better yet, comes wrapped in crispy bacon.
The opportunity for innuendo here is endless so you can let your imagination run wild for the card you write to go along with this gorgeous gift.
Alternatively, the sausage could work if you're doing a Galentine's night with your pals and want to go down a hen-party sort of route with your food for the celebration.
We wouldn't be surprised if this were a sell-out.
