Milk coke is a real thing that real people are drinking and we're calling the guards
In today's divided society, there are a few crucial ties that still bind.
We may not agree on much but what we should all agree on is that mixing milk and fizzy drinks is sick and wrong.
Unfortunately, it's happening.
Yes, milk coke is now a thing and it's very upsetting.
British comic James Felton first made the case for this abominable concoction earlier this week.
Milk coke is a real thing. Brummies love it. We can all move on from this discussion now, I will be taking no further questions. pic.twitter.com/dQR8bg3UAO
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 1, 2019
He took to Twitter claiming that people from Birmingham "love it" and shared some imagery that readers may find distressing - including one of him actually drinking milk coke.
LIKE SOME KIND OF MONSTER.
Felton called on others to "move on from this discussion now," but his sick admission had already ignited a fierce debate.
Most right-minded folk agreed that milk coke is an assault on all that we hold dear and that Felton should really be committed to an institution.
— Ryan (@rpeppers88) March 1, 2019
Excuse me while I throw up real quick ??
— Julia Surace ❤ (@Julia_Surace) March 2, 2019
— Maverick Conley (@MaverickConley) March 1, 2019
wtf is milk coke?? urgh ew noooooo pic.twitter.com/jhc3tMxp6n
— Sabrina (@_hailang68) March 6, 2019
But some milk coke fans came out of the woodwork to support the case for this repulsive drink.
It’s weird to me that #milkcoke isn’t common knowledge. My parents introduced us to Soda/milk combo when I was like 4 - so 24 years ago give or take. At the times was called “Bop” or a “Brown Cow” and yes if done correctly it was amazing.
— Bucs Fan in Japan (@johnallaire128) March 5, 2019
— Molly Applejohn ? (@Pommejane) March 4, 2019
Some people (who really should have their internet privileges taken away) even tried it for themselves.
— Chris Townsend ?? ?? (@Chris_Townsend) March 5, 2019
Tried my first milk coke after learning about it on Twitter earlier today. I expected it to be bad, but I have to say my expectations were completely right. It's not good. I do not recommend mixing coke and milk
— Wild Geerters (@classiclib3ral) March 1, 2019
We're going back to bed - wake us when this dystopic nightmare is over.