Wouldn’t you be?
If you were making a cake, there are a few things you might want it to resemble.
One of those things is a standard cake.
Another one of those things is a vagina.
You may ask why you would want your cake to resemble a vagina and to that question, we ask: why not?
Vaginas are strong, they are powerful, they are important, and they are often not that bad looking at all.
Perfect thing for a baked good to look like, to be honest.
That being said, having a cake that looks like a vagina by accident is a bit of a rarity, so when it does happen it’s generally a special occasion.
This vanilla rock candy cake was created by bakery, Nadia Cakes, and we have to say, it looks fairly delicious.
And a little bit like a vagina.
Just a little bit.
Once again, we’ve underestimated our customer’s ability to see genitals in our baked goods.
The photo of the cake was shared by the bakery themselves.
They were clearly proud of the creation and wanted to share it with the world… and good for them, it’s a wonderous baked delight.
However, posting to Imgur, the bakery captioned a second image of the cake with the following message:
“Once again, we’ve underestimated our customer’s ability to see genitals in our baked goods.”
Once again?!
When did this happen the first time?
Never mind actually; we don’t want to know.
The bakery went on to say that they were willing to bake vagina cakes for every occasion – birthdays, weddings, bar mitzvahs…
There’s no event unworthy of a bit of vag.
They wrote:
“*Emergency Nadia Cakes Staff Meeting*
“Guys, this is the hottest cake of 2018. Vaginas are all the rage. I want vagina geode cakes for everything. Weddings, 1st birthdays, bar mitzvahs – if it doesn’t look like a crotch, we’re not doing it.”
Ideal, to be fair.
