People who love pizza are VERY particular about it. From toppings to how it should be served, everyone has their own individual preferences.
As a disclaimer, I must tell you that I am not a pizza fan but the following thread of tweets from Twitter user @sad_tree even has me fuming.
The epic tale starts with some intrigue:
I’ve never hated anyone in my life except this next guy.
— joewen wilson (@sad_tree) January 13, 2016
We want to know why, immediately. Beautiful storytelling.
My old job I worked at a pizza place. Every week this guy came in and order 2 extra large pizzas.
— joewen wilson (@sad_tree) January 13, 2016
And every single week, I yell “Pickup Smith”. He walks up to the counter. Shows me his receipt. I slide the pizzas across the counter.
— joewen wilson (@sad_tree) January 13, 2016
Mr. Smith picks up the two pies (18″)… AND TURNS THE BOXES SIDEWAYS UNDER HIS ARMS. He walks out the door with 2 piping hot loaded pies.
— joewen wilson (@sad_tree) January 13, 2016
HE JUST NONCHALANTLY CARRIES HIS PIZZAS LIKE A HIGHSCHOOLER CARRYING TEXT BOOKS
— joewen wilson (@sad_tree) January 13, 2016
There were a bunch of Spanish cooks working with me, that couldn’t take it. They spend 70 hours a week making pizzas. And to see this.
— joewen wilson (@sad_tree) January 13, 2016
That’s right. The man was picking up the pizzas and just CASUALLY tucking them under his arm. Think of the toppings sir, please.
The pizza workers were rightly offended and tried their best to stop this horror. They offered to bring the pizzas out to his car, free delivery, or other alternatives. But still, he tucked.
Something had to be done.
This is for me, for tony, for Guatemala. He turns to leave. And suddenly as if without preparation I ask…”Why”
— joewen wilson (@sad_tree) January 13, 2016
His response?
They’re for my family I don’t even eat pizza
— joewen wilson (@sad_tree) January 13, 2016
DEAR GOD.
You can read the full thread here.
Lead Image via Getty/Twitter @sad_tree
