Subway launches new footlong pig-in-blanket sandwich
Christmas is saved.
Pigs in blankets are the best bit of Christmas. Fact. Don't talk to me about your mum's roasties and the goose fat she uses to cook them. I'm sure they're delicious but we all know the most exciting part of Christmas day is when those little sausages wrapped in crispy bacon comes out the oven.
Sometimes, nothing beats pork wrapped in even more pork.
Subway clearly concur with this factual statement, looking at their Christmas menu, which has today been unveiled.
The headline act of this menu is a pigs in blankets sub on tiger bread - also a new addition to the store. It is available in both 6 inch and footlong sizes.
The sandwich comes drizzled in a southwest sauce and is fully customisable as a wrap or a salad. Though, I'm not sure why anyone would want to ruin pigs in blankets with green leaves, but each to their own.
On the sweeter side of things, the Chocolate Orange Cookie and Mince Pie Cookie have both returned by popular demand, as well as the Honeycomb Coffee and Hot Chocolate.
Subway's festive menu launches on Wednesday this week, and will be available for delivery or pick-up until the end of December.