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1st April 2015
07:00pm BST
We are like this.
Doing something well
There's always an excuse such as "I got lucky" or "I had loads of time to kill so..." You did it. Enjoy the praise!
Anything to do with that special someone
We don't like talking about feelings and stuff.
Public displays of affection
We don't partake in them. We can't cope when others partake in them around us.
Forgetting someone's name
"Hello... you!" (It's not a proper greeting if the name isn't included.)
Being overdressed
Worst. Night. Ever.
Anything to do with sex
We can feel our cheeks reddening just at the thought of it.
Ordering something awkward
Forget the extra hot skinny white cappuccino with just one shot and lots of chocolate, we'll take a tea.
Not liking tea
This is one secret you can't share with anyone.
Their GAA team's performance
It never happened.
Different slang terms
We say "you're a scobe." You say "you're so scabby." Misinterpretation is a shortcut to embarrassment.
The inability to tan
There's nothing worse than coming home after a week in the sun and someone asking, "Was the weather not good?" or "Were you away at all?"
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