Harrowing.
Especially the fist one.
What’s your favourite kind of sex toy? Do you like one that vibrates? Maybe you’re into the standard silicone dildo?
Or perhaps you’re more about the giant and rather intimating green penis of The Hulk including veins and far too much detail than you’d ever need from a sex toy, to he honest.
Yeah. Who wouldn’t be, really?
Some people like to try new things in the bedroom and you don’t get much newer than that in fairness.
Wow.
We’re turned on just looking at it. For real.
This collection of sex toys exists all thanks (?) to the lads down at Geeky Sex Toys.
They’ve called their new line ‘Indulgers: Pleasure War’ because of the fact that people indulge in masturbatory sessions and they cause pleasure, etc.
If you thought The Hulk dick was questionable, confusing, or downright terrifying, just wait until you see the Infinity Fist.
Didn’t we warn you it was harrowing?
Luckily, the fist isn’t actually to scale because that would be horrific and awful. It’s actually a lot smaller so you can use sans injury which is good news for everybody involved really.
Kind of.
There’s also the Arse Reactor butt plug.
The Hawkass arrow dildo.
The Agent Getsmeoff fleshlight.
And the Moan-lnir dildo.
Lovely.
The sex toys start at about 100 quid too so you’d want to be fairly into your Marvel movies to collect the rest of these lads.
The Avengers isn’t the only thing the Geeky Sex Toys guys have been ruining/making sexier or whatever you want to call it.
They’ve also got a ‘Pokemoan’ line, a Star Wars based collection called ‘Star Toys,’ and a ‘Game of Moans’ line too.
Stunning.
Just stunning.
