"Judas, You Are Scum" - The Apostles' WhatsApp Group 3 years ago

"Judas, You Are Scum" - The Apostles' WhatsApp Group

The Apostles would've been ALL OVER WhatsApp.

I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on some blatant lies that are in the Bible. I firmly dispute the following:

  • Jesus had twelve close friends when he was in his 30s
  • He was able to organise 12 people together to go for dinner on a Thursday night
  • They were somehow able to book a table for 13 PEOPLE(!!) on a Thursday night

Regardless, let's entertain these lies for the sake of what follows.

Here's what I believe Jesus and The Apostles' WhatsApp group would've looked like.


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~ SEVERAL HOURS LATER ~

 

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~ THE NEXT MORNING ~

 

NEWAPOSTLE3

 

~ SEVERAL HOURS LATER ~

 

NEWAPOSTLE4

 

~ SEVERAL PANICKED PHONE CALLS LATER ~

 

NEWAPOSTLE6
NEWAPOSTLE7
NEWAPOSTLE8

 

~ 3 DAYS LATER ~

 

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