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27th May 2016

Someone created very naughty shapes out of their hedges

Son of a birch.

Laura Holland

Who doesn’t love a tidy bush eh?

Gardening enthusiasts, and everyone in general, appreciate good hedge art. People can create all sorts of marvellous shapes and designs from a simple hedge.

It doesn’t matter what type as long as there is a lot of foliage to work with.

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One homeowner in a village in the UK, though, raised a few eyebrows with their unique hedge design. They carefully created a tall feature out of the hedges which have been compared to that of a phallic shape. Basically they look like giant penises.

Walker Nigel Vile passed by the penises hedges and took photos to share on Facebook.

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According to The Mirror, the owner of the property, Peter Knife, says, “I’ve lived at the house for 20 years with my wife and its always been known as the ‘willy house’ by children who go to a school nearby.”

“It doesn’t bother me in the slightest. I’ve also had people walk past my house and ask me how I keep my hedges so well-maintained. I wind them up and tell them I put Viagra in the roots.”

Peter, you divil.