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26th Mar 2016

These Deadly Pat Mustard T-Shirts Are In Aid Of A Very Good Cause

"There are a lot of hairy babies around"

Ellen Tannam

We love Pat Mustard.

He was Ireland’s most virile milkman, fathering countless hairy babies before perishing in a shock milk float explosion.

Well now you can wear your adoration for the man who taught Elvis martial arts with a fab t-shirt. They’re being sold in aid of Dublin woman Denise Ryan, who has been battling Lyme disease and needs 12 months of intensive treatments in Seattle because her case is so severe.

She writes on her GoFundMe page:

“My immune system, organs, digestive and central nervous system are under constant attack.
I’m completely debilitated and after countless doctors, specialists and thousands upon thousands of euro spent seeking answers all over Ireland, the UK, the US and Canada, I have found hope in Seattle after previously managing to raise enough funds to go there for 3 months.”

“My medical doctor there specialises in my particular infections, but due to the severity of the my case I need to go for 12 months of intensive treatment. This would involve IV antibiotics, injections, consultations, testing and monitoring, nutrients and therapies to help my body deal with the infections, medications and severe malabsorption. I would also need some home care while out there  as I need help with showering and basic daily tasks.”

Sure look,even Father Dougal McGuire and Father Stone are getting on board.

Dougal (1)

To help or find out more, click here.

To grab a tshirt, go here.