Well, this is pretty much worst nightmare stuff for every man and woman on the planet.
Look, most of us are reasonable about this: if our parents still have active sex lives, we’re happy for them (deep down – deep, deep down). We just never need to hear any details about it. Ever.
Spare a thought them for the lady known only as Redditor 3yronF1ve, who has shared screenshots in which her 66-year-old mother – named Sharon – and a male partner exchange some intimate texts. Alas, 3yronF1ve was somehow added to the group chat, and was privy to the whole conversation.
The chat kicks off with the man complimenting the mum, Sharon, on her breasts.
The flirting then escalates – and kudos to Sharon, because she’s got some game.
But the conversation then turns to the pair’s sex drives. Apparently – refreshingly – both of them are still goers, age-be-damned.
They are really getting each other going – planning a days-long session, leading to Sharon’s killer line: “I’m almost a virgin again it has been so long”.
Same Sharon. Same.
EVENTUALLY, the daughter makes her presence known with a simple “hi mom”.
To which Sharon – evidently not copping what’s happened – casually replies, “hi”.
Now, it’s not clear yet if the daughter had been lurking in the chat all along, or if she only happened to notice it all much later in the day.
And, as traumatic as it might have been for the woman, we can only applaud mum Sharon for still embracing her sexuality well into her sixties. Long may it continue Sharon!
