Woman Cuts Cheating Husband's Penis Off... TWICE!
Proof that the first cut isn't always the deepest...
When a woman discovered that her husband had used her mobile phone to send his mistress a raunchy email she was livid and decided to seek revenge by cutting off his manhood.
30-year-old Feng Lung used a pair of scissors to get her own back after her significant other, 32-year-old Fan Lung, had a significant someone else.
The father-of-five had his penis chopped off by his wife in their home in Shangqiu, China, as he lay sleeping. After being hospitalised to have it surgically reattached, Feng made her way into the hospital to cut it off once again and this time threw it out the window.
A hospital spokesperson explained: "The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital.
"Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman. He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.
Adding: "The man had lost a lot of blood and was taken in for emergency surgery. He is now in a stable condition but is extremely emotionally distraught".
Medical staff and authorities searched for the man's severed penis however were unsuccessful and concluded that it had been picked up by a dog or cat.
Eh, we never want to mess with that lady...