Unsurprisingly, we’ve got the exclusive.
Earlier, it was announced that Michael Flatley will be performing at Donald Trump’s inauguration ceremony, finally confirming everyone’s suspicions that the world has indeed turned to irreversible muck.
But how did all this come about? Are the two of them actually friends? Was poor Michael tricked into it? Is this all just a giant mistake? Let’s find out.
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