What percent dry shite are you?
Is it really better to be a moist shite though?
Listen, everyone has a small element of dry shite in them and it's absolutely fine. Sometimes you have to acknowledge that enough is enough and you simply will not be doing a damn thing for the next 6-8 months.
Unfortunately, it's possible that you can go too far in your dry shite ways. Things can get carried away and you get stuck in a routine of being a massive dry shite for 26 years. It's tough, but all hope is not lost. You can rebuild and get yourself back on track to being a moist shite.
Take this quiz to determine whether you're in dire need of moistening your ways, or potentially drying them out a bit.