21 Ridiculous Band Names That Probably Already Exist
Band names are ridiculous.
Just think about how stupid Maroon 5 is, both as a name and a concept. Adam Levine should be truly disgusted with himself.
If you've recently started a band but can't come up with a ridiculous name, fear not, I've done the work for you.
1. Snotty Tissue.
2. Unwashed Tuxedo.
3. Prefab Classroom.
4. Substantial Leaving Cert Results.
5. Frightened Minister Of Communications, Energy and Natural Resources.
6. Malnourished EpiPen.
7. Phantom Calculator.
8. Judgemental BLT.
9. Senile Potato Farl.
10. Gratuitous Penalty Points.
11. Poisonous Free Sample.
12. Duty-Free Gluttony.
13. Dad's Camcorder.
14. Seductive Sliotar Leather.
15. Cheeky Midweek Spicebag.
16. John Malkovich's Bicycle Saddle
17. Maura Derrane.
18. Triple Distilled Soda Stream.
19. Satan's Armpit Hair.
20. Platonic Corn On The Cob.
21. Calcium Deficiency.
Head over to Twitter and vote on your favourite:
What is the greatest band name that doesn't exist yet?
— Her.ie (@Herdotie) February 19, 2016