Nope.
The fashion industry is weird.
And while there are a lot of unusual trends (looking at you Balenciaga), I can usually deal.
Usually.
This morning I discovered that heeled Crocs exist, and I’m not okay.
Now listen, this is not Croc-bashing hour.
I appreciate the merit behind them: comfortable, breathable shoes.
However, the heels are violent. Pure and simple.
The heels, named the Crocs Cyprus V Heel, are currently sold out on the Crocs website.
SOLD OUT.
(You can, however, take a look at them over on the Amazon website here, if you’re any way that inclined.)
I’m obviously not on the right side of this argument – defeat accepted.
In fairness to the people at Crocs, they have managed to make their brand somewhat trendy.
Prince Geroge wears them – and he is our generation’s biggest fashionista.
Other fans include Jared Leto, Drew Barrymore and Shia LeBouef.
And as comfortable as these shoes might be… I absolutely could NOT do it to myself.
If you need me, I’ll be wearing my Birkenstocks.
#Fashion
