Blow dried cows are extremely satisfying and they will relax you to no end
Look at them go.
You're not yourself until you've gotten a blow dry.
They make you feel fresh, they make you feel new, they make you feel like you've gotten your life together and aren't a total and complete sham of a human being.
The ultimate treat.
And who among us could well and truly say that a cow wouldn't experience the same plethora of feelings upon having their own blow dry?
At the end of the day, they've got more hair (fur) than us anyway so it only makes sense that they too would be super chilled and relaxed about getting all clean and blow dried.
They look that way, sure.
Look at him.
Look how clean and nice.
Look how giant and thiqque.
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According to Reddit, the cows are shampooed and conditioned to give their fur that 'just back from the salon' look.
The lads are then shipped off to some cow shows to go and win all of the ribbons.
And they will.
They definitely will.
This comes after a load of smaller cows stole all of our collective hearts by being tiny and fluffy.
They are called cow puppies and they are precious.