It’s Princess Charlotte’s birthday today.
Fair play to her.
The now three-year-old has accomplished a lot during her ever-so-short time on this earth.
Since her birth way back when on May 3, 2015, she has had a load of landmarks turned pink in her honour, started nursery school, and been branded a legitimate style icon.
No, really. She has.
She’s also had a lot of moments where she was clearly having none of whatever was going on around her.
And at the end of the day why should she? She’s a toddler, she doesn’t know what the craic is.
Anyway, here’s a comprehensive collection of the princess’s best bits, as told by her organically sassy nature and her general iconography.
1. The time she got given out to at the royal wedding
A staple Princess Charlotte moment, if we ever saw one.
Publications in the UK will say that the Duchess was simply bending down to speak to Charlotte, but she was definitely getting a bit of of bollocking, we can sense it.
She’s taking it well anyway, in fairness to her.
2. The time she did a royal wave
Stunning display, Charlotte.
A few weeks back, Prince Louis was born and everybody went wild for him.
Princess Charlotte was not one of those people, as calmly exhibited as she gave a perfect royal wave while entering the Lindo Wing to meet him.
So regal.
3. The time she got school photos done
Princess Charlotte is the poster girl for going to school. It’s been decided, just go with it.
Nobody in her class will ever be more of a nursery icon and her I-just-started-school headshots prove it.
Bless.
The three-year-old currently attends Willcocks nursery school near Kensington Palace. She started there in January of this year.
4. All the times she just looked super bored
Can’t blame her, like.
She’s a toddler.
5. The time everyone thought Prince George was hugging her but really he was hitting her across the head
She recovered well, in fairness.
OK, this is more of an iconic George moment as he’s the one who instigated the hit (playful hit lads, calm down) as they entered the Lindo Wing to meet their baby brother for the first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y305XniuJVM
As the pair are walking through the doors, George moves his arm as if to hold Charlotte, but from a different angle he was just giving her a gentle hit on the head.
A truly iconic moment for all involved.
