Mel B is planning to bring out her own range of vibrators and we'll be first in line
Need some love like you've never needed love before?
There are infinite jokes to be made here but instead we'll get right to the point and tell you that Mel B is planning on releasing her own range of sex toys.
The Spice Girls singer is reportedly "frustrated" by the limited range of toys available in the UK.
She wants to create a line of affordable products aimed at both women and men, according to The Sun.
Fans of the singer can expect cheeky, sassy options and even some of her signature leopard print.
“It’s something she wants to do properly with the right manufacturers," a spokesperson said.
A source added: “Melanie has had lots of chats with British ladies who have been bemoaning the range of sex toys.
“One asked her about a vibrator that looks like a lipstick but you can’t get it in the UK and they don’t ship them over here — it’s very frustrating!
“Mel’s researched what’s available. She’s had talks about designs and a range — there will be a splash of leopard print.
“Her aim is to have an upmarket range."
Here's hoping she brings a human touch to the world of vibes, wha?
Mel is currently touring the UK on the Spice Girls' reunion tour; their first time performing together in seven years.