Megan Markle’s estranged sister is tipped for Celebrity Big Brother and oh god, please no

Make it stop.

Just when you thought you'd heard the last of Samantha Grant (or Samantha Markle, depending on what kind of mood she's in), the estranged sister of the Duchess of Sussex stalls it back out of the woodwork and starts raging about Meghan again. The 53-year-old has given out about everything from Meghan's treatment of her dad to her apparent stinginess to the fact that the Duchess hasn't bothered to see her half-sister in a very long time. Can you blame her though? Really? And if you, like us, are basically just sick to death of Samantha's complaining, things could about to go from bad to worse because Samantha is tipped to be going on Celebrity Big Brother later this year and, ugh. Over the weekend, the Daily Star reported that producers were absolutely interested in getting the half-sister on the show. This year's series of CBB has a 'scandal' theme too so honestly, she would fit right in but we're still not in favour of this scenario. Furthermore, Metro.co.uk is reporting that bookies in the UK are now declaring 2/1 odds on Samantha entering the house later this summer. Grim. If Samantha does enter the house, she'll be there for a maximum of six weeks, giving her more than enough time to moan and complain and drag Meghan to her heart's content. Whether such controversial royal-bashing would be allowed so frequently on prime time television though is another matter.