1. KitKats must always be snapped before eating. Doing this is fucking sacrilege.
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2. Ketchup goes on the side of the chips. Never, ever on top. Never.
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Twitter: @daehyjuns[/caption]
This is 100% worth unfriending someone over.
3. And it’s a condiment, not a sauce. You can’t just put it on spaghetti and call it a meal.
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4. It goes tea bag, water, milk. If you meet anyone who thinks milk first is acceptable it is strongly encouraged that you call the police immediately.
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Twitter: @Paulaaarrrr[/caption]
5. You eat the pointy bit of the pizza first. Obviously. This is so not OK.
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Twitter: @Jewel_Emree[/caption]
Now you're gonna get your hands all greasy, idiot.
6. If you don’t open your crisps the right way up, you will get back luck forever and probably die.
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7. Cheesestrings must always be peeled. What’s the fucking point of Cheesestrings if you don’t make them into cheese strings?
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8. When you’re eating wings, you should actually, you know, eat the wings.
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Twitter: @KendrickPrevatt[/caption]
9. And ribs too. Seriously what even is this mess?
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10. If you’re in a restaurant with a drink machine and you’re under 12 years old, it is the law that you have to mix all the drinks together to create a weird brown cocktail.
11. The only acceptable liquid to put in your cereal is milk. Not water, or orange juice, or fucking COCA COLA.
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Twitter: @sashajpeg[/caption]
12. And the milk goes in after the cereal, ffs.
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13. A pie should have pastry all the way round, not just some shit flimsy lid. This is not a pie, it’s meat with a haircut.
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Twitter: @p4ulmiller[/caption]
14. You must always try to peel a satsuma in one go, because what else is life about if not those tiny victories?
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Twitter: @LeighBurton3[/caption]
15. When eating Jaffa Cakes, you MUST eat all the cakey bit round the outside before you can touch the orangey bit.
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Twitter: @KatarinaHardy[/caption]
16. All burgers must be eaten with your hands, even if it’s fucking massive and impossible to hold.
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Twitter: @LauraHarrison97[/caption]
17. This might sound obvious, but apparently it’s not obvious enough – please take the wax off a Babybel before you eat it.
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Twitter: @YaBroSunny[/caption]
18. If you’re sharing dip with other people, you must never double dip, because that’s gross.
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Twitter: @Sofiapips[/caption]
19. A roast without gravy is not a real roast. Don’t settle for this bullshit.
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Twitter: @ashley_tremble[/caption]
20. When you’re having a Fab, you absolutely must eat all the chocolatey bit off the top first. You must.
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Twitter: jemmakennedy911[/caption]
21. The correct spoons for eating yoghurt are: teaspoon for little pots, dessert spoon if you’re eating from one of those big Greek yoghurt ones.
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Twitter: @claire_lomas[/caption]
22. Cake must be eaten in a uniform matter. Don’t be a part of whatever the fuck’s happened here.
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Twitter: @dnlllyons[/caption]
23. Oh, and if you’re making cake, it needs to actually be made out of cake.
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Twitter: @bukakecreamteam[/caption]
