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21st January 2018
10:57am GMT

How lucky for us then that Chicken Nugget Connoisseur is an actual real-life job now that you can actually apply for.
(Just not in Ireland, but sure look, we're willing to move, it's worth it.)
UK discount store B&M are currently searching the perfect chicken nugget connoisseur to join their team... and they have a fair few requirements that you need to meet before applying.
Their ad reads:
"Experience can include, but is not limited to:
Getting the 20 share box of nuggets fromMcDonalds and keeping them all for yourself
Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself
Going to an event or party because there is free food
You value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life
You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips"
The job description itself includes tasting a variety of frozen foods to ensure that the quality is decent and not totally awful, we suppose.
The good news doesn't stop there though.
Instead of receiving actual payment, the lucky candidate will get monthly £25 B&M vouchers so they can continue to give their feedback on products even after the job is done.
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