No matter what they tell us... we will be consuming this food.

Boyzone are class. They are iconic, they are talented, and they are absolute gold when on The Late Late Show. ... For various reasons (Shane Lynch, we are looking at you).  And while other bands might be doing all they can to effectively relaunch their careers and bring their fans a rake of new music, Boyzone are sadly calling it a day (for now). Their farewell tour is taking place in Dublin's 3Arena this Thursday, January 24, and while we will absolutely be in attendance roaring crying, we will also be ordering a serious amount of Boyzone themed food from a Boyzone inspired menu. But how could a menu ever be Boyzone inspired? we hear you cry. What kind of Ronan Keating-based puns are going to be included in these dishes? A lot, as it turns out. The menu, available for delivery from Dame Street's Smokin Bones via Deliveroo, includes four dishes (two meat based and two vegetarian) named after Boyzone tracks. For the meat eaters, there's 'No Platter What': a meat platter with baby back ribs, crispy chicken wings, and 12 hour smoked pulled pork, served with cheese fries, slaw, and BBQ meat sauce. There's also 'Key To My Steak Knife': a triple stacked beef burger on a brioche bun with lettuce, tomato and Monterey Jack cheese, topped with crispy fried onion rings, pulled pork and Jameson whiskey BBQ sauce. And then for the veggies, there's 'A Different Beet': a veggie beetroot burger served with two sides, and 'Everyday I Love To Chew': a southern macaroni pasta side, baked with Irish cheddar and sprinkled with parmesan cheese. Just hook it to our veins, tbh. Smokin Bones's Boyzone menu will be available through Deliveroo for one day only on Thursday, January 24.