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17th August 2018
02:09pm BST

Hypnotic, in a way, the eternal sea of nugs.
This is what it looks like from the outside:
The thing is though, and I hate to tell you this, but the 48 nug bucket is...
Is... Only available in Japan. Sorry. Sorry that all the nuggets in a bucket you want are all the way over in Japan.
The reason being that it is a weird chicken-based collaboration with the Japanese girl group NGT48, which, yeah, is a band/choir/something with 48 members, for whatever reason.
Live out your wildest fantasies, then, by booking a flight to Japan, hitting up a dystopian Tokyo Maccies for a gigantic portion of nuggets and then sit there, alone, slowly devouring them one by one whilst crying to the sweeping, emotional music of NGT48, crying and chewing, chewing and crying, crying and chewing as the nuggets are slowly replaced by your tears as the bucket refills with little drops of happiness and sorrow.
48 nuggets in a bucket. A. 48. Nugget. Bucket.
Have a good day. Have a really good day.