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30th Sep 2015

20 Thoughts We Have Right Before Sleeping with a Guy for the First Time

You're back at his house. You have the place to yourselves.

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You’re back at his house. You have the place to yourselves. It’s been a lovely evening. These are the 20 thoughts we have immediately before sleeping with a guy for the first time.

1. OMG, I’m in his house.

2. Nice kitchen cupboards.

3. He asked me did I want a cuppa… is he really just gonna give me a cuppa?

4. Maybe this isn’t going to happen.

5. He’s set his cup down.

6. It’s totally gonna happen.

7. He’s walking over.

8. I’m totally sweating.

9. I hope he doesn’t notice.

10. He is VERY hot.

11. I hope I don’t have anything stuck in my teeth.

12. He’s sitting down.

13. Is he going to kiss me?

14. He’s good at kissing.

15. What will I do with my hands?

16. Glad I’m wearing my sexy underwear.

17. Oh, heading to the bedroom, I wonder are his sheets clean.

18. I REALLY hope his sheets are clean.

19. Thank god, they’re clean.

20. I hope he turns off the light.

Make sure you check back for the next installment: Thoughts You Have When Having Sex with a Guy For the First Time.