You’re back at his house. You have the place to yourselves. It’s been a lovely evening. These are the 20 thoughts we have immediately before sleeping with a guy for the first time.
1. OMG, I’m in his house.
2. Nice kitchen cupboards.
3. He asked me did I want a cuppa… is he really just gonna give me a cuppa?
4. Maybe this isn’t going to happen.
5. He’s set his cup down.
6. It’s totally gonna happen.
7. He’s walking over.
8. I’m totally sweating.
9. I hope he doesn’t notice.
10. He is VERY hot.
11. I hope I don’t have anything stuck in my teeth.
12. He’s sitting down.
13. Is he going to kiss me?
14. He’s good at kissing.
15. What will I do with my hands?
16. Glad I’m wearing my sexy underwear.
17. Oh, heading to the bedroom, I wonder are his sheets clean.
18. I REALLY hope his sheets are clean.
19. Thank god, they’re clean.
20. I hope he turns off the light.
Make sure you check back for the next installment: Thoughts You Have When Having Sex with a Guy For the First Time.