9 Things No Man Will Ever Understand About Living With A Woman

So you've moved in together... After a couple moves in together, it's usually the men that are in for more of a shock than we are because in truth, women harbour way more disgusting secret habits than they do any day... These disgusting habits, coupled with our paradoxically exacting standards of living, make co-habiting with us beautiful, mercurial, enigmatic creatures fairly confusing for the male human. Here are nine things no man will ever understand about living with a woman... ______________________________________ The tiny things that you think are no big deal... ARE A REALLY BIG DEAL If we see fit to rant about it, then it is rant-worthy. We never overreact. via GIPHY We are actually the best thing that ever happened to you Don't forget this when we are ranting about your apparent refusal to ever, EVER wash an oven tray. via GIPHY We have to take our bras off when relaxing The bra removal should not necessarily be read as an invitation to engage us in depraved sexual activities, we may just want you to make us a cup of tea or rub our feet. via GIPHY   Watching a movie with not a single female character (I'm looking at you Moneyball) does not appeal to us It's booooooooooring without women. Fact. (Moneyball is good though....) via GIPHY Pressing a boner into our back is not an appropriate response to us sleeping We don't feel that creepy boner unfurling and excitedly think "Way hey, I'd way prefer engaging in some monotonous hand action that will probably give me a repetitive strain injury, rather than continue resting." Keep it to yourself... unless invited. via GIPHY We don't take out the bins Yes, we know it's a double standard. Yes, we are comfortable with that. After centuries of patriarchal oppression, it's our right to be pro equality while at the same time adamant in our refusal to engage with the bins. via GIPHY We don't like cleaning either... We're not wiping skirting boards down if you're not. via GIPHY As stated above, women are way more disgusting than men The gusset of a woman's knickers is a frightening and disturbing place... via GIPHY You make the tea Always... via GIPHY