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26th February 2019
08:16am GMT

From his first day in office in 2014, the thick-necked Great Pyrenees eschewed the temptations of corruption - a road which has led to the downfall of lesser public servants - and instead focused his energy on fulfilling his pre-election pledges of more belly rubs, extra long naps, no more fake throws of the ball and, crucially, an answer to the question of who the good boy is.
As mayor of Cormorant Village, he presided over its citizens with a level of grace and chunkiness rarely seen at the upper echelons of politics, and it is because of this that he was elected four times in total.
There were no scandals - no peeing on the carpet or skimming off the town's coffers of bones - he was simply a very good boy who, given his size, probably just farted a lot.
With his passing, Duke leaves a legacy of warmth, truth and treats.
Rest in peace, Duke.Explore more on these topics: