You're going to need some aloe vera because these burns are sick.
Delivering a sick burn is an integral part of life. It makes you feel good, demonstrates your ability to completely crush an opponent and, if done correctly, dispels any tension by completely flooring those around you into a state of respect and admiration.
Luckily, I was blessed with being birthed as an SBM (Sick Burn Machine), so I've put together a few of my favourites and I'm offering them up for use by the Irish public if and when the need may arise.
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