Can you see this catching on?
Kieran Lumsden had planned a holiday to Magaluf with a group of lad friends and to ensure he didn’t get up to anything untoward, his girlfriend Whitney decided to put together a list of ‘rules’.
Whitney Travers decided that the mini rulebook was a necessary accompaniment for Kieran’s holiday and she put a lot of effort into making it, complete with bright markers, glitter and a couple of palm trees thrown in for good measure.
Whitneys took psychoness to a new level?? pic.twitter.com/jq0BUflaqw
— Keern (@KieranLumsden67) July 31, 2016
The list reads as follows:
1 – “Make sure your phone is charged at ALL times! Phone me at least once a day (2 mins)”.
2- “No girls whatsoever. Don’t look. Don’t talk. Do not touch!!!!!! (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also make your life a living hell. Kim will be told too.)”.
3- “Do not follow girls on social media”.
4- “TATTOO = NAW, you’ll be checked when you get home”.
5- “DON’T mix drink! “DRUGS ARE FOR MUGS”.
6- “If on boat party, no drinking games with the opposite sex”.
7- “Stay in your own bed!”
8- “Dinny buy girls drink. That money can be spent on me”.
9- “Text Kim every day! She’ll be worrying”.
10-“You tell every girl about me ok – if someone flirts, WALK AWAY”.
NO PHOTOS WITH RANDOM GIRLS OR SC STORIES”.
Whitney doesn’t go into detail about who Kim is but I’m going to have a guess that Kim is Kieran’s mother and Whitney wants him to keep in daily contact with her.
Kieran shared the list on Twitter and in fairness, you have to give Whitney 10/10 for effort.
Of course, the tweet received a HUGE reaction on Twitter and has gone massively viral with 7,000+ retweets and 14,000+ favourites.
