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1st December 2018
04:09pm GMT

The list included a few generic things like 'Yes', 'Come' and 'Her name' - all standard contributions to the ride, hardly anything surprising here.
But then it got weird. Like, really weird. Like, have any of you ever spoken to a woman never mind slept with one weird.
So, here are a couple of additions to the list that scream "sorry, what" rather than "yes, please continue whatever you are doing to me, currently."
1. Tight
Alright yeah, some people probably like to hear that their various body parts are tight during sex, but is it really a word that women love to hear? Really?
Unless you're talking about my tight core due to my constant hitting up of the gym (false), then nah, you're alright.
2. Cock
Not dick, not penis, but cock. Specifically cock. Nothing more, nothing less.
Ask a woman whether she wants to have a look at your dick? Nah son, she's out of there, bone dry, it's not happening for you tonight.
Whisper something about your cock though? Killin' it.
3. Hot pocket
Sorry, what? Just what?
When, in the history of sex, has any man ever referred to a woman's vagina as her hot pocket and had a decent reaction?
Never, that's when.
It's not even an easy word to say during sex. It's got three syllables. If you were going to drop that bomb during the ride, you'd have to have thought about it before. Considered it. Hyped yourself up to saying it.
Unacceptable behaviour, tbh.Explore more on these topics: