Apple announce real life App Store updates and we are thrilled

If only it was as easy to update your life as it is your apps.

Thankfully, our prayers have been answered, as Apple have just announced the introduction of their new Life Updates feature. We spoke to their CEO Jonathan Fakesurname to find out more:

"Basically, what we've done is we've taken the concept of phone updates and brought them to life. Now, people's shitty lives can instantly be made better by updating their woes away. In reality, the technology to make this happen doesn't exist, but it kept Ciara busy for a few hours".

Truly fascinating. Jonathan also sent us some images of what we can expect the interface to look like. We can't wait until this new service is launched.

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