People are sharing their most embarrassing sex stories and oh my Christ
We've all got The Story.
The one that makes you break out in a cold sweat, shudder at the thought of it, and struggle to recount to anybody who isn't your therapist or your pet cat.
Sex can be fun yeah, but it can also be embarrassing and awkward af sometimes.
All we can hope for in this life is that when something mind-numbingly embarrassing happens to us during the ride, that we're riding someone who's nice, pleasant, and who isn't going to make us feel awkward and awful for whatever just happened.
That doesn't mean that you won't still feel awkward and awful - but sure look, all you can do is your best.
This week, Reddit users began sharing their most excruciatingly embarrassing sex stories and we have to say, a lot of them made us feel waaay better about our own.
So thanks, lads. You done good.
Here are some of the worst/best... depending on what way you look at it.
The forgotten tampon
The Shaggy defence
The nut punch
And then, probably the grimmest thing you're going to read today...