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4th August 2015
12:26pm BST

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“If you were the winner of that race, meet me here at 11.42am on Thursday and we will race again,” he writes.
“I don’t recall your name, but if I remember rightly, you are fast and the height of a child.
“I am much faster now than I was then, so it should be a good race,” he continued.
He goes on to add that he can bring an egg for his opponent but cannot bring a spoon as “most of my spoons are in the dishwasher and I have not been able to open it since February.”
(Which is probably why he’s looking for a plumber in the sign just below it!).
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Reddit users have been getting great enjoyment out of the thread, with some brilliant comments underneath.
All we want to know now though is, will Michael win the race?
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