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20th June 2019
05:24pm BST
Onwards to the Yacht Club. The world's oldest, no less. These days it’s an exciting art gallery with some enviable exhibitions. Ask if the balcony is open, this is where you’ll get some of the best Paltrow-esque luxe hippy shots.
If the most newly open eatery is the best indicator of a town’s future, then Cobh’s only going to get hotter. It’s tempting to call the Seasalt Café & Deli a hipster cafe, but it’s got too much of the good stuff to belittle it like that. Committed to being as zero-waste as possible, this is where you go for seriously good locally sourced food and to finally get to use your most humblebrag hashtags.
The food is, it must be said, exceptional and beautifully presented. So that fills your quota of pics that you’re not actually in. Oh, and did I mention the chef is Ballymaloe trained? I know this because she’s my sister. #familyhumblebrag
Tourists regularly stop locals for directions to the “hill of houses”. They mean West View, or the Deck of Cards as it’s known by Cobhies. A remarkable feat of optimistic town planning and a selfie must-stop, the row of houses almost topple off the hill. If you’re wearing heels and/or had a drink, skip it and go the long way. No, really, don’t be a hysterical hero.
If, by some miracle, you make it up the hill, swing right and head for St. Benedict’s Priory. The beautiful gardens and OMG view are blessedly overlooked by most tourists. After oh-look-a-butterfly-ing around the gardens, head to the homely tea rooms for some instant coffee and proper homemade apple tart. You can even pick up some crafts made by the resident nuns.
Next, amble down to St. Colman’s cathedral. It’s a beast of a church, photobombing every photo ever taken of Cobh. It would be rude not to get an up-the-nose selfie with it leaning menacingly over your shoulder. The views are sensational too, but if you’re in Cobh and not being awed by a view, you’re probably in a loo.
Now you swing round a 50 degree bend (I did warn you about driving), and head back downtown. Ryng’s corner is Cobh’s answer to the Flatiron building in New York. Keep going to the beautiful old town house. You’re by the sea again. Windy selfie time.
Before you leave Cobh, be sure to thank the good lord for Cobh Tidy Towns. Surely the hardest working of its kind in this nation. Spearheading environmental initiatives, creating interesting events to engage the community, and picking up every last piece of litter some eejit has had the audacity to chuck, they are heroes without capes. Actually, I bet Condé Naste know some good cape makers.
Niamh O'Dea is the Social Nerd at Brand Nerds.
