Cool.
A woman having an affair with a ghost has said that she now wants to have his babies.
And no, it’s not that other woman from Dundalk who said she was also going out with a ghost and wanted to have his kids too. There’s two of them now, apparently.
This woman is called Amethyst Realm and she’s from Australia.
She broke up with her fiancé a while back and has since made the jump from humans to supernatural beings – as one is wont to do during a particularly harsh breakup.
She told New Idea that after sleeping with 15 ghosts, she is now ready to settle down with one particular ghost and make some “ghost babies.”
Unreal.
She said:
“One day, while I was walking through the bush, enjoying nature, I suddenly felt this incredible energy. I knew a new lover had arrived.
“It’s pretty serious. In fact, we’ve even been thinking about having a ghost baby. I know that sounds crazy but I’ve been looking into it and I don’t think it’s totally out of the question.”
Nah girl, not crazy at all, we totally buy this, if you’re happy you’re happy, etc.
Amethyst went on to say that she believes that phantom pregnancies unable to be carried to term are, in fact, pregnancies caused by ghosts.
Right sorry now, but this is absolutely where we draw the line.
If you experience a phantom pregnancy or you can’t carry your child to term, you were not impregnated by a ghost.
Nah.
The rest of the stuff though yeah, we’re totally on board with.
